"All he brought was his mustache"

After going to midnight showings for new movies since High School, last night may have been the last time I do it. Getting in line at 10:45 pm and getting home at 3:30 am is definitely not the business. So before we met up with the short-guy, me and Norris had to handle the blunt for the evening. Considering we were gonna be in line for a good while we had to roll up something proper and Norris held it down.

Bottomline the blunt served it's purpose, evidenced by the short-guy trying to put eye-drops in with the cap on and trying to tell me there was none left. The lowlight of the night was getting ambushed in line by what at first seemed like a girl looking for a friendly convo while waiting but instead was a fucking level 10 clinger. Not to mention SHE was trying to school us on college football talking all this Alabama nonsense and was analyzing the USC/UCLA rivalry...after living in LA for a year. If that wasn't enough she managed to follow us in and sit next to us. SMH. As soon as the movie ended we were looking like Usain Bolt sprinting out of there.

Last thing is something I saw on a forum, an Ivory blunt holder. I don't know how much it was but if that isn't Boss status I don't know what is.

by KingJaffeJu