Logo #2

First Logo + Now Easier to Comment

After what's seemed like forever we finally have our first potential Dank LA logo courtesy of Mr. Eads:

The comments section has been fixed to make it easier to leave a comment so please do and tell us what you think. We should have one or two more logos up by the end of the week before we select one.

On another note, any of you who know me have realized by now I'm a fan of the Boss Don Biggavelli aka Max B. (OWWWWWW) who was recently found guilty on conspiracy murder charges. Here's a fairly long article on the case that goes in-depth on everything leading up to the murder, the murder, the following trial and Max's chances for an appeal.

http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/194859

(hopefully one or two of you understands the above picture)

by KingJaffeJu

Weekend Dutch

Like Norris stated earlier there was big plans for this weekend but I woke up saturday morning with a fever and flu like symptoms so all plans were broke off. Thursday morning I rolled a nice Dutch courtesy of jpap and I dont think I did shit the rest of the day. The weed got me lazy.

Friday night we had a good sesh and an even better dinner sesh at Awash. Can't disclose too much about where we ate but if you don't know bout it, you're sleeping.

by A. Math aka Crackman

Saturday Nite

Vanilla dutch from last night

Any of our readers (you too ladies) looking for something good to listen to, download this Best of Bilal mixtape, you won't be disappointed:

http://rapidshare.com/files/259869280/Bilal_-_The_Return_Of_Mr._Wonderful.rar

by KingJaffeJu

Game Over.

Yo whats up world! We had big things planned for tonight but the Crackman came down with the swine flu. Jaffe jew told me that supposedly he got it from a swine he was kickin it with last night but those reports have gone unvarified. Anyways, it was confirmed last night at Awash that the DankLA release party is happening for sure this year in Palm Springs. You know we do it big every year but this is the first time DankLA will be sponsoring the event and word is that there is going to be a blunt raffle and other giveaways happening. Try to get a VIP pass from Jared if you are interesting in attending.

So I was just chillin in my phantom listening to opera and I decided to roll up this nifty little Game that I made from scratch.



Keep rollin em up



by the Joker Ey?

Morning Swim

Here at Dank LA we're advocates of the morning wake and bake. Apparently this lady wasn't prepared for the rigors of LA driving, "lost control", and no doubt could use a blunt right about now. Now I can understand losing control and hitting the curb, maybe even crashing into a fire hydrant or a street light. This lucky lady though crossed the 2 opposite lanes on Beverly blvd., went straight up a driveway (house owner's own fault for leaving it open...I guess), through an iron gate and halfway into the pool.

by KingJaffeJu

Delusions

A large part of being a sports fan is defending your team's place in it's particular league. Every fan wants their team to be the best year in and year out so they can talk shit to fans of every other team. A lot of fans are so passionate because their team's success translates to a feeling of personal success and the ability to trash talk. I can attest to that because the Lakers last 4 championships had me feeling DAMN good and even better when I got to rub it in the face of the doubters/haters.

BUT...not everyone can be a Lakers fan (or other top-tier teams for that matter), so not only do they lack that feeling of success but it makes it kind of difficult to defend your team. This doesn't stop some fans who despite years of failure, wasted lottery picks, and supposed "saviors" still see their team as the best of the best. One of these funny style dudes, let's refer to him as Clipper Brian, loooooooves to hate on other teams, the Lake Show especially, because he sees in them what his own team lacks. Despite this he continues to spew verbal diarrhea like the following:

"I'll have a championship in the next 5 years...cook it, fish fry it...post it on dankla...them my words"

Wherever you're at in 5 years I'll be calling to collect that c-note and no doubt listening to why that year's #1 pick is gonna turn the team around.

Until then...

*EDIT*

It should be noted that despite rooting for a team expected to finish near the bottom of the league every year, not once has Clipper Brian jumped ship to another team. There is a respectable quality in that, so take note all you bandwagon fans *cough* Requasen *cough*

by KingJaffeJu

I'm Baaaaaaccckk

Crackman is back from the hiatus. After traveling around the world(not really) and handling my b.i., DankLa is back in full effect. ALLLLREADY.
Good to be back in the city of angels where it is not over 100 degrees every day. fuck that. I spent a few days chillin at my Dad's house in victorville, apple valley to be exact, and only would you see a joker like this there...

So last night the DankLa cavalry hit up Chavez Ravine to see the Reds take on the Dodgers. Of course the boys in blue won 7-5 cuz we are the best team in the MLB. I forgot to take pics of the L that was rolled pregame; I was too overwhelmed to actually be rolling one in about 3 weeks but here are a few pics that sum up the night...



Never in my life have I been to a ball game where they have used instant replay lol. SMH at the first inning be 40 min.


"I don't think my life's exciting enough for twitter"-Flatt

by A.Math aka Crackman

GUCCI!

SMH.

I've enjoyed Gucci's music for a minute now, not because it's good or he's talented but because it's so bad it's entertaining and the production is perfect to bump in the car. With that said Mr. La Flare will definitely sell some albums if he's won over white girls who are probably the only people left that will actually buy a cd, word to Fab filling his albums with countless garbage R&B features knowing it will increase his sales.

Now...I'd be lying if I said I was done with regular swishers being that that's what I've smoked for the last couple of years, but it's time to switch it up to dutches for a while. Here's a few reasons why:

-They burn much slower and last longer

-They tend to be fresher than swishers or optimos because of the outer leaf

-They have a wide variety of flavors but they're not as strong as an optimo or swisher

A Corona Grape Dutch

Outer leaf on top, inner paper on the bottom. From experience unless you're rolling a fat dutch it helps to tear off some of the paper otherwise you're just inhaling all that excess for no reason.

Rolled and ready for the outer leaf.

Personal dutch...burned for a good 15 minutes

For this week

by KingJaffeJu

Yezzir

Did someone say personal dutch?

Rolled up after hearing the bad news that we wouldnt be playing any pong but its whatevers.



In other news, dankla followers continue to await a blog entry from the infamous crackman....


All eyes are on the horizon...

When all else fails...

Instead of getting revenge in beer pong last night ended up rolling a dutch. Turned out pretty nice and burned for a good 20-25 minutes.

by KingJaffeJu

Pong and a Dutch

The Berkeley boy is back in town for the weekend so we met up at his house last night to play some beer pong. He had the home-court advantage working for him and was 5-0 when I left smh.

Supposedly there is a Dank LA logo in the works so look out for that soon on t-shirts before the summer's over.

Breaking up some OG Con

No skimpy wimpy's around these parts

Stuffing the swisher with sacrament

Norris going to work on the honey dutch's outer leaf

Precision



Swisher and a Dutch

Random youtube video of the day:

by KingJaffeJu

Game Green

Yo whatup world. Just chillin tonight celebrating my first ever online sports betting victory so i rolled up this game green with GDP guts. Best dutch ive rolled IMO so lesgo.

Norriscope

Harry Potter and the Barnacle from Alabama

Ok so like jpap said last night was a super failed mission to the grove to see the new harry potter.  Just for future reference if you are ever just chillin super blunted do not talk to a girl or give her your number if, 

a) she admits within 10 minutes of knowing you that she has arthritis in her left foot and exploits her handicapped pass because of it.

b) admits within 20 minutes of knowing you that she has recently gained 30 pounds in the past 3 weeks.

c) admits that in high school her nick name was Vamp (the fuck?), and she is into vampires.

Overall it was the weirdest experience I have ever had at the grove, followed by a wack potter movie that didnt stick to the book.  

Anyways on a different note, look out for ghetto billboards going up all over the city soon...

"All he brought was his mustache"

After going to midnight showings for new movies since High School, last night may have been the last time I do it. Getting in line at 10:45 pm and getting home at 3:30 am is definitely not the business. So before we met up with the short-guy, me and Norris had to handle the blunt for the evening. Considering we were gonna be in line for a good while we had to roll up something proper and Norris held it down.

Bottomline the blunt served it's purpose, evidenced by the short-guy trying to put eye-drops in with the cap on and trying to tell me there was none left. The lowlight of the night was getting ambushed in line by what at first seemed like a girl looking for a friendly convo while waiting but instead was a fucking level 10 clinger. Not to mention SHE was trying to school us on college football talking all this Alabama nonsense and was analyzing the USC/UCLA rivalry...after living in LA for a year. If that wasn't enough she managed to follow us in and sit next to us. SMH. As soon as the movie ended we were looking like Usain Bolt sprinting out of there.

Last thing is something I saw on a forum, an Ivory blunt holder. I don't know how much it was but if that isn't Boss status I don't know what is.

by KingJaffeJu

Introducing Requasen

The fiends had to get their fix of 2k9 in last night so I headed over to Curtis's apartment in Santa Monica. As soon as I step inside I see Requasen rolling one of his trademark skimpy-wimpy's with a blunt wrap (I think) which is a double nah-nah in the DankLA world haha. He refuses to admit I've passed him as far as rolling a better blunt, and the fact that the pictures of his finished blunt were confiscated faster than the video of LeBron getting dunked on should speak for itself. You can still tell that it's a blunt being rolled at this point:

After handling in 2k9 I had to roll one up, especially since Big Z was in the building.

The highlight of the night though was Requasen gracing the site with a quick freestyle off the top

IF YOU'RE READING THIS DROP A COMMENT AND LET US KNOW!

by KingJaffeJu